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Beef - Yuno Miles vs. Ebreezy Edition

What the heck's up y'all? This is ya boy Denzel, the hottest reviewer outta the USA, nah, screw that, hottest reviewer in the world. I'mma tell it to y'all straight up - ya boy's the reviewin' king an' it's like that y'all.  Today we got sumthin' kinda special I think y'all gonna like - first beef of 2025 worth talkin' 'bout. We got this cat named Ebreezy. Son's a young black brotha doin' his thing, I mean he don't be doin' no big famous typa shit, he jus' be doin' streamin' on YouTube. Now I wouldn't give a damn bout son if he weren't an aight music reviewer. Despite bein' Petty Pendergrass half the damn time, an' talkin' 'bout how he wanna smash popstar Sabrina Carpenter, he's aight. Only major problem I gots is that son searches for dirt to talk bout where there ain't none.  Now this Sabrina mess the wack part 'bout Ebreezy. Son's made crush...
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Review: Lil Baby - WHAM

What the heck's up y'all, Happy New Year party people! This ya boy Denzel back up in the place to be an' today we gonna be doin' our first album of the year - WHAM from the homie callin' hisself Lil Baby. We gonna see if son got what it takes to keep it hardcore or if he jus' anotha one of them wack suckas who ain't gotta clue how to handle a mic. Aight, nuff yappin', let's jump in!! Listen Up - Okay, I like how we startin'. This guy tryin to imitate Future a lil too much. He spittin' a struggle rap, talkin' bout how he done grown up in places ya can't pay folk to go. He's aight lyrically, but dang son's autotune is wack. Could be fire wit'out all that mess. Beats - 6/10 Lyrics - 6/10 12/20 Dum, Dumb, and Dumber ft. Young Thug, Future - Word is bond, y'all know I was jus' talkin' 'bout how this brotha be soundin' like Future, n here's Future hisself. Aight, let's see how this goin...

Wackest Mess of 2024 Awards

 What the heck's up fam, this ya boy Denzel back wit' ya daily dose of pure truth in a sea of hype n mess. Today we gonna be givin' ya that purified factual stuff in abundance - we gonna be listin' the wackest albums n rappers this year. These ain't in no real order, cause I ain't gonna be goin' through this crap again to see how bad so-and-so is in comparison to so-and-so. I ain't gonna be feedin' on TRASH if I don't HAVE to be doin' that, ya feel me b?? So aight, check this out. I gots myself a number one here, but I ain't gonna be numberin' all these other suckas n busta ass kiddies, they can do that theyselves. I'mma be listin' the ones I remember n see where this goes. So, yo, nuff talkin', let's get to this shreddin', word!! Lil Uzi Vert - Eternal Atake 2 (This is Your Brain on Drugs) This kid was already a dang joke as a rapper on nearly everythin' but a coupla features. He soundin' like he a disco...

The Best Albums of 2024

Ayo what the heck's up y'all?? It's ya boy Denzel back up in the mix n' today we gonna be startin' on the lists - startin' off wit' the best albums that dropped this year. I been kinda organisin' this thing for a year, but also been mad busy witta helluva lotta otha stuff than bloggin', an' this shit don't jus' come to a brotha outta the sky, nahmean? It takes revisin', an' thinkin' ova, n' a heckuva lotta fixin' errors, n' changin' my mind here an' there, an' listenin' to everythin' I done included ova again. But yo - nuff said, it droppin' TAH-DAY! Let's jump in here y'all: 10. Logic - Ultra 85 I know summa y'all weren't expectin' this thing to be here, due to the fact that Logic's considered corny. But yo, I ain't gonna front, this thing was dope. "Paul Rodriguez" was a dope intro, an' then we got tracks like "Deja Vu", ...

Bones - Software Update 2.0: REVIEW

Ayo, ayo, what the heck's up y'all?! This ya boy Denzel Curry comin' fresh outta the presses witta dope new album review. We got this fresh tape from this kid calling hisself "Bones" that jus' dropped today. Now I don't quite know what kinda style this kid got, but I'm mad interested, so we gonna check this ish out n' give it it's flowers if it deserves 'em, word. Aight, let's jump in! Firewall - We startin' off witta cassette tape sound. Kinda remindin' me of old vids from the 2000s of computer viruses on Youtube. I like this instrumental. It's dope. Son usin' a few too many vocal effects for my taste, but he flowin' aight, this workin' out as an intro. Beats - 7/10 Lyrics - 6/10 13/20 Fork in the Road - This track got a dope beat too. Son's cooled off on the vocal effects too, an' he lowkey spittin'. This track aight, not anythin' I'mma be comin' back to, but son a...

Lazer Dim 700 - Keepin' It Cloudy: REVIEW

 What the heck's up y'all? This ya boy Young Denzel back at it again wit' anotha review, fresh off the fiery presses, n straight from the land where brothas be engagin' in hand to hand combat wit' axes for fun.    Today we got this fresh tape from the boy who calls hisself "Lazer Dim 700". Gonna glaze over the fact son's name sound like he a regular user of r/dankmemes on Reddit or sumthin', but we gonna hope this tape dope. I do got a problem wit' son cause he soundin' like he forgot how to rap earlier this year n' jus' screwed up Denzel Curry's Still in the Paint track. Shoutout to Denzel tho', you a real MC, n' the track was mad dope. Aight, nuff talkin' let's give this thing a spin!  Keepin' it Cloudy - We startin' off witta kinda generic trap beat. Son jus' talkin' 'bout stuff ova the beat. Wait, this rappin'??? Son sound like he jus' mutterin' stuff ova a beat. T...

Bossman Dlow - Dlow Curry: REVIEW

Ayo, ayo, AYO, what the heck's up y'all?! This ya boy Denzel back up in the mix an' today we gonna be reviewin' the debut tape from this kid callin' hisself Bossman Dlow. Now I don't know much 'bout this kid, I kinda think son was a feature on sum tape I reviewed way back when, but I can't place him, b. Anyhow, we got this debut album up in here kinda gettin' sum attention on the streets, so we gonna see what son's 'bout. Nuff said, let's jump in y'all! Dlow Curry - I like where we goin'. That beat drop there nice n' hard. This goin' hard already y'all. Then son starts rappin'. He kinda soundin' like a ScHoolboy Q clone, not that that's like a cardinal sin or sum shit, like I ain't gonna send ya off to confession if you be soundin' like ScHoolboy, but yo...you gotta do it JUST RIGHT. This AIN'T just right. Son came outta his mouth wit' a corny ass bar already: "I need g...