Dunno what’s good with this site yet, but I’m itching to hear what’s poppin’. And nah, it ain’t ’cause I’m feelin’ Drake like that.
First off, son just got bodied by Kendrick Lamar. Second, Drake’s tracks be the softest, most feminine ish I ever heard from a mainstream dude. I peeped a Drake album on rateyourmusic.com (dope site BTW) and saw it under “hardcore hip-hop.” Man, y’all buggin’. If Drake’s hardcore hip-hop, I’m the Queen of Sheba. Anyway, let’s dive in.
There’s mad junk on this site nobody cares about. The tracks we want are in a folder called “1_NEW,” free to download. So let's get into this mess, y'all ready?
Blue Green Red – Aight, it’s Drake. Beat is tolerable but kinda rumbly. This is some boring sad boy crying mess. The type of ish folks listen to when they tryna catch feelings.
“Since we blew up and got green, I got at least some of y’all on red”
What a wack bar. Now Drake’s tryna flex a fake accent. Son, you ain't Mexican, stop it. Feels like he’s replying to Kendrick’s “Meet the Grahams”. Drake ain't got the gonads or talent to go toe-to-toe with Kendrick, so he does this.
This sounds like a sad attempt at Afrobeats. Beat is danceable, but Drake’s caterwauling all over it, tryna sound Mexican.
“We make lyrics for who? Men.”
Son, you up in here makin' lyrics for schoolboys and little girls. This ain’t for MEN. This is for folks who want that fake deep music, it’s just about getting drunk and sneak-dissing Kendrick Lamar the whole time. Ridiculous track.
Beats: 5/10
Lyrics: 3/10
8/10
Housekeeping Knows ft. Big Latto – I'm feeling Latto recently, shorty’s actually listenable, like Ice Spice with skills. Too bad most of her tracks are generic pop, but she got talent. The intro skit is good. Drake’s chillin’ and some girl’s like, “Please Drake, we want something deep. Play something really deep.”
Skit ends, beat kicks in. Some dude is screaming on the intro sounding like a scalded cat. What the heck is this? Now here’s Drake, tryna be hardcore hip-hop. Geez. He’s talkin’ about sexing some chick up in a hotel and leaving the room a mess. And in the skit, they wanted something deep? Drake replies with:
“Sit on my thing while you ride on it”
Drake, you played yourself on your own dang song. This ish ain't noways deep.
Latto comes in, saves us from Drake’s nonsense. But why’d she say her ass is on Brazil? Get outta here with that plastic surgery talk, girl. Latto might’ve got inspired by Drake’s nonsense.
Beat is nice, but the subject matter is trash. Having an intro skit asking for something deep followed by a sex song is LUDICROUS. Only Drake could pull off this level of comedy. What’s deep about smashing some chick and leaving the hotel room trashed? Geesh!
Beats: 7/10
Lyrics: 3/10
It’s Up ft. 21 Savage and Some Screaming Brother – Starts wack. Drake sounds like he’s on his deathbed. Another rapper comes in, whoever this is must’ve got high off Drake’s ganja, then stumbled into that booth and scream-rapped.
Wait, Drake’s back with that wannabe hard flow like on “Family Matters.” Bragging about being rich. Blood money got you rich? Quit it. Wait… is he sneak-dissing Kendrick again?
“You niggas is overprotective of hoes, I just move onto the next one”
Okay. Yeah. Drake is dissing Kendrick again!!! After getting nuked by him with four tracks straight. Fool.
21 Savage hops on. Hm. Okay verse.
Drake’s back.
Sorry for the brief sentences, gotta think. This sounds like 21 Savage and Drake tryna diss Kendrick Lamar. Too many lines seem like shots at Kendrick to be coincidence. I’ll list the lines I think are sneak disses and my reasoning:
“Weekend vacation whenever I want, cause I don’t care where none of my opps is”
Drake said he was going on vacation after dissing Kendrick. Kendrick mocked him about those vacations in “6:16 in LA.”
“I think he did enough reflecting, I think my brother learned his lesson”
Seems like a shot at “6:16 in LA” and Kendrick’s “Mr. Morale.” Probably more “6:16 in LA” though, that track messed with him.
“Hit his ass up, he think he’s Pac now”
Kendrick’s been on his Tupac Shakur tip. This is a clear shot.
21 Savage says, “I move to LA” (where Kendrick’s from, Compton LA) and then says he’s gonna shoot his enemy in LA. That’s a threat.
“Heard you mention dogs, now long live WHO????”
Shot at Kendrick for his “Like That” diss track: “All your dogs getting buried, boy you’re gonna see Pet Semetary!”
“You niggas is overprotective of hoes, I just move onto the next one”
Drake dissed Kendrick’s wife, Whitney Lamar, in “Push Ups” and “Family Matters.” Kendrick defended her in “Not Like Us.” Seems like Drake’s tryna attack Kendrick for… defending his wife? Coward stuff.
First, a rating -
Beats: 5/10
Lyricism: 4/10
Mid trash. Everything is rubbish.
What’s happening here? This seems like a diss track without mentioning Kendrick’s name. Why is 21 Crumpets on here? 21’s been mad at Kendrick ever since Kendrick joked about him. So we got two wannabe thugs tryna sneak-diss Kendrick ’cause they scared Kendrick’s gonna roast them again like he did Drake three months ago.
Drake’s soft but he got a head of cement. Drake, Drizzy, Champagne Floppy, whatever. Mr. 69 God. Listen, you got obliterated by Kendrick last month. Dissing him AGAIN? Back off. You ain’t winning this. Someone’s gonna get hurt, not lyrically, but real bullets might fly, probably at Kendrick first.
Yo, everyone reading, pray for Kendrick’s safety. In whatever religion you practice. I didn’t care for him before 2024, but now Kendrick’s the last hope hip-hop has before commercialism takes over. Suckers like Drake are tryna start trouble. My fear is if Drake doesn’t send someone to off Kendrick, a crazy Drake stan will do it.
That’s it till next time. I’ll keep y’all posted. I’m out. Peace!
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