What the heck's up y'all? This is ya boy Denzel, the hottest reviewer outta the USA, nah, screw that, hottest reviewer in the world. I'mma tell it to y'all straight up - ya boy's the reviewin' king an' it's like that y'all.
Today we got sumthin' kinda special I think y'all gonna like - first beef of 2025 worth talkin' 'bout. We got this cat named Ebreezy. Son's a young black brotha doin' his thing, I mean he don't be doin' no big famous typa shit, he jus' be doin' streamin' on YouTube. Now I wouldn't give a damn bout son if he weren't an aight music reviewer. Despite bein' Petty Pendergrass half the damn time, an' talkin' 'bout how he wanna smash popstar Sabrina Carpenter, he's aight. Only major problem I gots is that son searches for dirt to talk bout where there ain't none.
Now this Sabrina mess the wack part 'bout Ebreezy. Son's made crushin' on Sabrina Carpenter his frickin persona. This kid be out here droolin' over some Barbie doll typa chick who ain't gonna be givin' him no time of day ever. Hell, I doubt she even knows son EXISTS. If y'all don't believe me bout this, check out Mr. Softie's YouTube channel, b. This the video list:
1. The Freakiest Music Video....
2. The Freakiest Artists This Month....
3. The Freakiest Artists This Month....
4. My Apple Music Replay is Embarrassing....
On the last one son, ya know, you could jus'....not share that shit? It ain't like my life gonna stop cause Imma be like "Aww, fuck this b, I don't know what Ebreezy's got for his replay, I'mma die right now, WORD!!" I ain't gonna be doin' nuthin' like that. Ain't nobody out here wantin' to see ya clown yourself cause ya want views. Miss me wit' that b.
I'mma finish schoolin' ya skinny ass later, onto Yuno Miles. Yuno's a rapper who been gettin' mad hype in 2024. Son gonna drop an album too an' when he drop that, y'all KNOW we gonna be reviewin' that shit. He an aight rapper, he got a different feel than all them trap n SoundCloud typa kiddies, but ain't goin' no place near my top Ten List. It ain't like I'mma tell Rakim or somebody to step down an' let Yuno get some elbow room, but I ain't gonna discard him either. Yuno can flow dope when he likes an' he know how to be catchy wit'out bein' annoyin'. He's aight.
Now how'd all this start? Very simple. Yuno Miles posted a video askin' Sabrina Carpenter out. It was kinda jokin' I think, but it's aight. Brothas be doin' them kinda silly things, word. If he gets Sabrina, more power to him. Whateva.
This woulda been ignored if Ebreezy hadn't taken this shit personal. Son dropped "Cappuccino", where he talkin' all sorts of smack bout Yuno cause apparently some universal creed done gone n' been established that only Ebreezy can talk 'bout Sabrina. Yes y'all read this right - a teenager is mad cause a girl he NEVER MET an' is NEVER GONNA MEET, might not hook up wit' his broke self. Word!!
"Cappuccino" gotta be the worst song dropped so far this year y'all. I ain't gonna recite the whole thing word for word cause I don't wanna be pollutin' clean air wit wackness, but that crap is cheeks, b. Ebreezy raps like he a horse, an' ain't talkin' no high class horse either, I'm talkin' bout a sawhorse.
Brotha raps like he a 2D character. He the Flat Stanley of hip-hop. I mean this brotha, he be out here makin' Gregorian chants sound like they actually kinda funky. Son used this soft jazzy typa beat which is aight, but wrong as fuck for a diss. This the typa beat Breezy shoulda asked Yuno to dinner over. This beat got me wonderin' if this brotha a kitten whisperer or sumthin', b. Breezy then endin' wit a long rant bout how he mad. This remindin' me of how Flake AKA Drake, was ramblin' on The Flop Part 6. You mad? Ayo, grow a skin, b, this ain't Pokemon, you ain't gotta catch em all.
Rating - 2/20
Now Yuno Miles actin' like he the real OG here. He respondin' to this shit like he on top of things. Son ain't dropped no track yet, he jus' kinda laughed an left a comment on Ebreezy's diss track callin' it wack. That's whatcha do wit' these lil big men, jus' let em cook. Ebreezy kinda replied back but got ignored.
Now since this the first beef of 2025, it was worth mentionin'. Now I want y'all to pay close attention, cause this next ish gonna be goin' on record. I usually message the artists I be reviewin' before I post sumthin', this how I met the CZARFACE crew. I messaged Ebreezy I was postin', messaged Yuno too 'bout it, an' I'm prolly gonna be messagin' the producer too. Ebreezy replied:
Son said, an' I quote: "We all know who's gonna be the hero in that story 😈".
Nah. Nah, this ain't like that. I ain't on your side an' I ain't on Yuno's side. I'm on the side of hip-hop y'all. An' right now, hip-hop sayin' Yuno's killin' ya, b. I know you was hopin' that I was gonna hype you up, but I ain't. I ain't gonna hype Yuno up either. But right now son, I'mma keep it a whole hunna wit' ya an' tell ya hip-hop-wise...Yuno beatin' your ass. Ya best bet gonna be movin' on quietly an' jus' actin' like the shit neva happened. If you still wanna fight, your choice, but come wit' that fire. Ain't no time for this "Yuno can't rap/He sound like crap/He likes to lie/Blue is the sky" typa mess. Miss me wit' all that kindergarten typa mess, b.
Aight, I'mma outta here. So far we got Yuno winnin' 1 to nuthin'. If anythin' else comes up, ya know we gonna be right on the money coverin' that. Next time Imma drop the Cannibal Ox review for y'all, an' we gonna see if them boys still dope. Till then, peace!!
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