The Album Evaluations of Yxng Dxnzl

Ayo, ayo, what the hell's up homies?! It's ya boy Young Denzel, an' today, we gonna be comin' right atcha wit' a brand new review, fresh of the muthafuckin' presses, WORD!!The reviewin' king been hella busy since the last update, movin' different states n shit, but yo, we still the same hardcore real as fuck blog. Ya feel me?! Aight, nuff talk, time for some action, word!! This lil kid Nav, son jus' gone n dropped a fresh album. Now we ain't sure if this thing's gonna slap or not till we play it, but yo, most y'all who been followin' any kinda hip-hop reviewers KNOW that son considered bland. He got summa them wack bars too, like Nav kinda what happens when you blend your uncle's golf buddies witta rapper type. But yo, we gonna give the kid a chance, namsayin'. Round here, we gots one motto for y'all - Don't Believe the Hype - or the LACK of it. Aight, let's jump in. Givin' this shit a spin now, WORD!! Sinkin...

 Ayo, ayo, what the heck is up y'all, this ya boy Young Denzel, n today we got a BIG music review for y'all - the IAMMUSIC review, WORD!! Now, a lil' background in case you don't be knowin' why this thing so big n' all that. The rapper who be on this tape, Playboi Carti, brother, he BEEN promisin' us this tape, supposedly it gonna be that shit that rewrites the game n takes us all to church. But ayo, guess what y'all!? Son been promisin' the tape goin' on FIVE YEARS!! In that time, he been up to doin' useful stuff, like makin' pointy hats outta Scotch tape, n leavin' baby mamas, n' playin' Minecraft, n' ya know, all that typa "enlightin' the culture" type shit. But word, I'm jus' messin' wit' y'all, I'mma quit doin' that n' we jumpin' right into this. Remember what we BEEN sayin' ova here - DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!! That shit holdin' TRUE today!! Aigh...

What up, what up, what the heck's up y'all!? This ya boy Young Denzel AKA the Ernest Newman of the 2020s, ya feel me??? an' we back up in this mothafucka for real yo!! Today we gonna be windin' the tape back a lil' for y'all an' reviewin' that Larry June, 2Chainz joint that dropped 7th February of last month. Now I was sleepin' hard on this joint cause, yo, life was gettin' mad hectic for a brother, nahmean? Sometimes you jus' gotta step away from the keyboardin' ish n focus on health, wealth, an' knowledge of yaself. But chill b, this top notch rap reviewer ova here ain't been jus' sittin' on his laurels eatin' grapes n' shit, NAWWW, I been cookin' up more dope ish for all y'all lil internettin' cats to vibe wit' on here. So we gettin' into this joint, an' the homie Alchemist (Alc 4 short) laced this here tape, so I'm gonna be holdin' ALLLL these cats to a higher typa standard, nams...