Ayo, ayo, ayo, what the heck's up y'all?! Denzel back up in this mothafucka an' today we gonna be reviewin' Kodak Black's newest album "Trill Bill". Now, I'mma keep it real wit' y'all. Son's last drop, "Dieuson Octave" is gotta be one of the wackest projects I done reviewed. That thing was TRASH. But yo, maybe son can try n' do sumthin' fresh. Let's check this out:
Cherish the Moment - Aight, I like how we startin' out. Sum nice piano here, it's aight. Then son's voice came in an' ruined it. I mean, all the "milk of human kindness" n that sorta shit went an' dried up in me soon as that kid started dronin', nahmean. Aight, let's continue.
This fool on this album soundin' like he not even know what the heck this song s'posed to be 'bout. I mean son on here talkin' like "I got bitches, I got money, I got zzzzvzvzzvzzv feelin'". Uh, what?? "Boy, I'm a vulture, you niggas be woofin'"???? I don't even know if this what son said, namsayin'? I ain't gonna front an' say I know what this song 'bout. It jus' a whole buncha lines to chicks an' talkin' 'bout how he ain't got no competition - I think. That was WACK.
Beats - 7/10
Lyrics - 0/10
7/20
News Matt - This thing kinda better. Like son figured out he don't gotta have all them rocks in his mouth when he rappin'. I guess Kodak was havin' a good day or sumthin'. Son out here rhymin' "get you" wit' "pistol". I ain't down wit' that. This guy...I don't know half of what this supposed to be.
Beats - 7/10
Lyrics - 3/10
10/20
Dirty Revolver - This intro startin' out good. Son's havin' good days a lot now, for a minute he actually sounded good, word. Nah, maybe it was like ten secs or sumthin'. By the time that gon', son jus' out here rhymin' mess like "boom, zoom, beef wit' me you doom". Bleah. The beat here's mad wack too.
Beats - 4/10
Lyrics - 4/10
8/20
Cyber Truck - Ya know wit' a title like that, we in for all kindsa wackness. The into soundin' hard here wit' that narrator, but then Kodak messes it up like heck. Son soundin' like that kid who done OD'ed on 'cid at the frat party, beggin' for CPR or a doc. It ain't fun hearin' son.
This song garbage y'all. He rappin' 'bout how he got a truck witta toilet in it, an' describes in detail 'bout how he goes to the bathroom in it. I ain't kiddin' either. Jus' play the track if you dare y'all. There's a couple bright spots here, but ova all, this mess WACK. Skip.
"I like all my presidents dead if they ain't Donald Trump".
Aight. No matta how ya feel 'bout the Trumpster, wishin' presidents dead is dumb shit. Skip, skip, skip.
Beats - 6/10
Lyrics - 2/10
8/20
Mayhem - This startin' out kinda soft. A lotta the joints here got aight beats but feelin' like the same typa boilerplate ova n' ova'. Son samplin' sumthin' nice here, I ain't got a clue what it be, but it slaps.
Aight. Stop the tape. Son jus' came out witta golden word, a ten dolla typa word that I ain't NEVA heard in no rap song befo' - promethazine. You'da thought son made a dope rhyme wit' that, huh? Nope, son used that ten dolla beautiful word for this ish:
"I smell promethazine every time I fart"
What a damn waste y'all. GROW UP. Jus' for that, I'mma be rhymin' sumthin' wit' "promethazine" next time I rap y'all.
Son's rhyme scheme straight up lazy here. Son got this dope sample, this chill beat, n' this ten dolla word "promethazine"...n' blew it. THAT'S talent. Ain't nobody been this dumb befo', on me! Ain't givin' son no points for usin' the promethazine word. Like as not son's buddy heard it n' repeated that shit to him, an' son thought it was like kerosene or sumthin'. It's allergy medicine.
Beats - 6/10
Lyrics - 1/10
7/20
Burn It Up - This intro mad annoyin'. Son's voice soundin' like what a silverfish runnin' round an empty room would be soundin' like if the buggies could talk back to ya. This song 'bout 45 secs in ain't accomplished anythin' but tellin' us Kodak's alive. That's it. Then son says "I whoop my bitch like I whoop my baby brotha". Hahahaha!! Son got me crackin' up here wit' that idiotic line y'all! This beat kinda weak too y'all. Skip, filler song.
Beats - 5/10
Lyrics - 3/10
8/10
Land in Hell - I don't know what the hell son's ramblin' 'bout on this intro. It like he got he got cotton balls up in his mouth all the dang time.
The beat drops n' son actually tryna flow a lil' clearer. I actually kinda like this beat, if son weren't rappin' like he drunk ova this woulda been great. As it is, son missin' every otha bar n' this ain't soundin' fun. It jus' soundin' like son's sad an' drunk an' complainin' down at the bar or sumthin'. Like I can hear the 8 ball n' tears in this. Geesh.
Beats - 7/10
Lyrics - 5/10
12/20
Maybach Van, Pissin' Standing Up ft. TTO KT - I ain't kiddin'. Son actually got a track named that on this tape yo. First five lines soundin' like son got smothered witta pillow n' they recorded him screamin' to get it off or sumthin'.
This song kinda seems like son's mad cause this chick he likes got ANOTHA man whose prolly e'rythin' son AIN'T. An' he cryin' cause of that n' drinkin' outta his sippy cup........you can't make this up fam!! TTO got a kinda aight verse, but yo, this whole thing dumb n' wack. Skip.
Beats - 6/10
Lyrics - 4/10
10/20
Heartfelt - We startin' off wit' summa that nice piano fadin' into trap drums. Kodak's rappin' same typa style. We got this line "Miranda...sometimes I ain't too clever". Kinda shocked son admits it, word. We got corny lines like "Queen...you my muthafuckin' queen". I ain't really catchin' most of what son's sayin', sumthin' like "They don't know what I'm goin' through ffhfhfhfhf phohphohgf[gfvfrkjejwvgrr". I don't know, sum gibberish. This thing a mess for real, yo.
Beats - 6/10
Lyrics - 3/10
9/20
One Piece Left - Son kinda gettin' his Mr. Softie on, tryna sing a ballad for the ladies. Son kinda soundin' like he wanna be Taylor Swift or sumthin'. "I got one more piece of my heart left, I wanna giff it to you". "Fallin' out wit' frens, mmpphh mpphh mppphhh baby". That's kinda the summary of this song. Wait, wait, roll it back.
Aight. I hadda rewind this track a couple times, then look up the lyrics to make sure I didn't mishear son, nahmean? Son comin' outta his mouth wit' this bars. Check 'em out y'all:
"I believe in you, my nigga
I believe in you, my nigga
All my niggas crossed me, I was hoping you would stay
I gave you my heart, my nigga, but I ain't gay"
YO SON!! What da fuq goin' through yo head when ya wrote this shit, b?! You ain't gay!? You ain't gay?! C'mon!! Ya can't be serious wit' this, ya jus' can't be serious!!
Beats - 5/10
Lyrics - 2/10
7/20
Escalade ft. Taylor So Made - Yo, we finally finishin' this album, b. Right off the bat we got "I need to quit takin' molly, it make me wanna go to the potty". Damn b, you sure be knowin' how to come up wit' stuff that I cringe at jus' when I'm typin' the cringness out. Like son, jus' makin' me get muscle cramps from all the cringe flowin' thro' my finger tips, word. Movin' on......son's talkin' sumthin' soundin' like "flippy flip flip flippy". I ain't hearin' what he be talkin' 'bout. We got anotha' Tay Keith bar, which kinda compilin' the lameness of this whole joint. More lame bars like "They call me Kodak 'cause I be snappin'". Taylor So Made dropped a mid verse for a female rapper, but this the hottest verse the whole album. Chick's verse supa hot fiyah compared to the manure Kodak's been droppin'. Aight, album's done now.
Beats - 6/10
Lyrics - 6/10
12/20
That mess was painful to listen to y'all. Let's tally it up:
98/220
45%
This whole thing jus' "Dieuson Octave" all ova again. Son ain't changed NUTHIN' except maybe gettin' mumbly on more tracks. Kodak Black raps for people who be eatin' crayons in their spare time. Kodak Black jus' gets some good beats n' wastes em by soundin' like ya cousin who been sniffin' up Krylon half his life. This summa that paint sniffer rap, ya feel me? That bright spot though was Taylor. I'mma have to keep an eye on that chick for sure. Aight, I'm outta here. PEACE!!
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