The Album Evaluations of Yxng Dxnzl

 Damn y'all. Aight, I ain't been round in a minute, cause of health issues an' that typa wack shit, but ya boy's back in the buildin', ready to kill it wit' the reviews once again. Word is bond y'all, I gots a helluva lotta unreleased reviews I been sittin' on in my PC, that I jus' ain't got the time to properly spellcheck an' format n shit. A brotha gotta make sure he ain't puttin' out slop, namsayin'? Y'all ain't gonna like it if I jus' started puttin' out McDonald's reheated typa bloggin' mess. That good shit takes time, word!! Aight, nuff of that talk, I'mma jump into it. So whether y'all like the kid or not, history jus' got made by Kendrick Lamar. We jus' got a solo rapper performance at the Super Bowl, after plus 50 years of hiphop culture bein' round. We were all up in here hyped up cause son finally gettin' his flowers n' shit. Plus, the Trumpster was up there, an' s...

What the heck's up y'all, this ya boy Young Denzel back in the grind once again. Ya boy been tryna take a couple weeks off to focus on sum personal shit,but word, that's all over now. We got this new tape fresh outta the box from Central Cee, the UK stunner hisself. Now son had a verse on Ice Spice's Y2K album, an' I ain't gonna lie to y'all - that was WACK, on me!! Let's see if son comin' wit' the fire here, y'all never know, he could change up, word. No Introduction - Son startin' out aight. He got this kinda choir intro wit' a lack of strong drums tho'. What the hell is this beat, shit summa that discount trap b? Feels too trance like to me, word. Son comin' out talkin' 'bout his "car engine farting". Ayo.... y'all been hangin' round Ice Spice too much. Son's flow aight, but it kinda soundin' off here an' there. The last verse confusin' as hell. Beats - 4/10 Lyrics - 5/10 ...

What the hell's up y'all?! This ya boy Denzel back in the house after a long absence. Life jus' been throwin' them curve balls at a brotha ya know? But we aight, still down wit' the finest queen ever, Emma herself, an' we still tight as hell. Let's jump into this!! Logic done gone an' dropped an EP he callin' Aquarius III, word! Now y'all remember I rated son's album in my Top Ten List for '24, an' I'm hopin' he bring the fire here. Son gets mad ill when he wants, on me!! This thing tiny, only 14 minutes. But let's see if it wack or fire. This is the Way - This startin' off aight. The beat's aight, it's got kick to it. The narrator thingy's dope. Damn. This don't sound like Logic. Shit soundin' like son bitin' Mac Miller's style, word. Now I KNOW this cat can do betta. He ain't gotta sound like no other rapper out here. This hook misplaced too....it kinda too pop for this sorta...

What the heck's up y'all? This is ya boy Denzel, the hottest reviewer outta the USA, nah, screw that, hottest reviewer in the world. I'mma tell it to y'all straight up - ya boy's the reviewin' king an' it's like that y'all.  Today we got sumthin' kinda special I think y'all gonna like - first beef of 2025 worth talkin' 'bout. We got this cat named Ebreezy. Son's a young black brotha doin' his thing, I mean he don't be doin' no big famous typa shit, he jus' be doin' streamin' on YouTube. Now I wouldn't give a damn bout son if he weren't an aight music reviewer. Despite bein' Petty Pendergrass half the damn time, an' talkin' 'bout how he wanna smash popstar Sabrina Carpenter, he's aight. Only major problem I gots is that son searches for dirt to talk bout where there ain't none.  Now this Sabrina mess the wack part 'bout Ebreezy. Son's made crush...

What the heck's up y'all, Happy New Year party people! This ya boy Denzel back up in the place to be an' today we gonna be doin' our first album of the year - WHAM from the homie callin' hisself Lil Baby. We gonna see if son got what it takes to keep it hardcore or if he jus' anotha one of them wack suckas who ain't gotta clue how to handle a mic. Aight, nuff yappin', let's jump in!! Listen Up - Okay, I like how we startin'. This guy tryin to imitate Future a lil too much. He spittin' a struggle rap, talkin' bout how he done grown up in places ya can't pay folk to go. He's aight lyrically, but dang son's autotune is wack. Could be fire wit'out all that mess. Beats - 6/10 Lyrics - 6/10 12/20 Dum, Dumb, and Dumber ft. Young Thug, Future - Word is bond, y'all know I was jus' talkin' 'bout how this brotha be soundin' like Future, n here's Future hisself. Aight, let's see how this goin...

 What the heck's up fam, this ya boy Denzel back wit' ya daily dose of pure truth in a sea of hype n mess. Today we gonna be givin' ya that purified factual stuff in abundance - we gonna be listin' the wackest albums n rappers this year. These ain't in no real order, cause I ain't gonna be goin' through this crap again to see how bad so-and-so is in comparison to so-and-so. I ain't gonna be feedin' on TRASH if I don't HAVE to be doin' that, ya feel me b?? So aight, check this out. I gots myself a number one here, but I ain't gonna be numberin' all these other suckas n busta ass kiddies, they can do that theyselves. I'mma be listin' the ones I remember n see where this goes. So, yo, nuff talkin', let's get to this shreddin', word!! Lil Uzi Vert - Eternal Atake 2 (This is Your Brain on Drugs) This kid was already a dang joke as a rapper on nearly everythin' but a coupla features. He soundin' like he a disco...