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Wackest Mess of 2024 Awards

 What the heck's up fam, this ya boy Denzel back wit' ya daily dose of pure truth in a sea of hype n mess. Today we gonna be givin' ya that purified factual stuff in abundance - we gonna be listin' the wackest albums n rappers this year. These ain't in no real order, cause I ain't gonna be goin' through this crap again to see how bad so-and-so is in comparison to so-and-so. I ain't gonna be feedin' on TRASH if I don't HAVE to be doin' that, ya feel me b?? So aight, check this out. I gots myself a number one here, but I ain't gonna be numberin' all these other suckas n busta ass kiddies, they can do that theyselves. I'mma be listin' the ones I remember n see where this goes. So, yo, nuff talkin', let's get to this shreddin', word!! Lil Uzi Vert - Eternal Atake 2 (This is Your Brain on Drugs) This kid was already a dang joke as a rapper on nearly everythin' but a coupla features. He soundin' like he a disco...

The Best Albums of 2024

Ayo what the heck's up y'all?? It's ya boy Denzel back up in the mix n' today we gonna be startin' on the lists - startin' off wit' the best albums that dropped this year. I been kinda organisin' this thing for a year, but also been mad busy witta helluva lotta otha stuff than bloggin', an' this shit don't jus' come to a brotha outta the sky, nahmean? It takes revisin', an' thinkin' ova, n' a heckuva lotta fixin' errors, n' changin' my mind here an' there, an' listenin' to everythin' I done included ova again. But yo - nuff said, it droppin' TAH-DAY! Let's jump in here y'all: 10. Logic - Ultra 85 I know summa y'all weren't expectin' this thing to be here, due to the fact that Logic's considered corny. But yo, I ain't gonna front, this thing was dope. "Paul Rodriguez" was a dope intro, an' then we got tracks like "Deja Vu", ...

Bones - Software Update 2.0: REVIEW

Ayo, ayo, what the heck's up y'all?! This ya boy Denzel Curry comin' fresh outta the presses witta dope new album review. We got this fresh tape from this kid calling hisself "Bones" that jus' dropped today. Now I don't quite know what kinda style this kid got, but I'm mad interested, so we gonna check this ish out n' give it it's flowers if it deserves 'em, word. Aight, let's jump in! Firewall - We startin' off witta cassette tape sound. Kinda remindin' me of old vids from the 2000s of computer viruses on Youtube. I like this instrumental. It's dope. Son usin' a few too many vocal effects for my taste, but he flowin' aight, this workin' out as an intro. Beats - 7/10 Lyrics - 6/10 13/20 Fork in the Road - This track got a dope beat too. Son's cooled off on the vocal effects too, an' he lowkey spittin'. This track aight, not anythin' I'mma be comin' back to, but son a...

Lazer Dim 700 - Keepin' It Cloudy: REVIEW

 What the heck's up y'all? This ya boy Young Denzel back at it again wit' anotha review, fresh off the fiery presses, n straight from the land where brothas be engagin' in hand to hand combat wit' axes for fun.    Today we got this fresh tape from the boy who calls hisself "Lazer Dim 700". Gonna glaze over the fact son's name sound like he a regular user of r/dankmemes on Reddit or sumthin', but we gonna hope this tape dope. I do got a problem wit' son cause he soundin' like he forgot how to rap earlier this year n' jus' screwed up Denzel Curry's Still in the Paint track. Shoutout to Denzel tho', you a real MC, n' the track was mad dope. Aight, nuff talkin' let's give this thing a spin!  Keepin' it Cloudy - We startin' off witta kinda generic trap beat. Son jus' talkin' 'bout stuff ova the beat. Wait, this rappin'??? Son sound like he jus' mutterin' stuff ova a beat. T...

Bossman Dlow - Dlow Curry: REVIEW

Ayo, ayo, AYO, what the heck's up y'all?! This ya boy Denzel back up in the mix an' today we gonna be reviewin' the debut tape from this kid callin' hisself Bossman Dlow. Now I don't know much 'bout this kid, I kinda think son was a feature on sum tape I reviewed way back when, but I can't place him, b. Anyhow, we got this debut album up in here kinda gettin' sum attention on the streets, so we gonna see what son's 'bout. Nuff said, let's jump in y'all! Dlow Curry - I like where we goin'. That beat drop there nice n' hard. This goin' hard already y'all. Then son starts rappin'. He kinda soundin' like a ScHoolboy Q clone, not that that's like a cardinal sin or sum shit, like I ain't gonna send ya off to confession if you be soundin' like ScHoolboy, but yo...you gotta do it JUST RIGHT. This AIN'T just right. Son came outta his mouth wit' a corny ass bar already: "I need g...

Snoop Dogg - Missionary: REVIEW

Ayo, ayo, ayo, what the heck's up everybody? This ya boy Young Denzel back up in the mix right here, an' today we gonna be reviewin' that fresh new album "Missionary" Snoop Dogg n' Dr. Dre jus' dropped. This thing been kinda gettin' hyped up, summa y'all was also kinda worried Kendrick Lamar would step on the release, but yo - that ain't happened as far as I can tell yet, so we gonna get into this review n' see how Snoop does here. Let's go! Fore Play ft. BJ The Chiacago - This beat startin' out kinda nice. I like where we goin' wit' this. It kinda remindin' me of a Disney movie intro. It's aight, not gonna give it any points as it's jus' an intro. Shangri-La - This startin' out nicely. I like the way he flows on this, really always have. The beat here dope too, this a dope intro, but really shoulda gone on a bit longer. Beats - 7/10 Lyrics - 7/10 14/20 Outta Da Blue ft Alus - T...